Aries

March 21-April 19

As your brake pads move into line with Gemini this month, it may be time to finally replace those rotors or drums. You will likely feel the need not only to push yourself a little harder, but your brake pedal as well. Wear a mask, and for godssakes get a hardware kit if you're working with drum brakes.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

An alternate route may bring fresh surprises both good and bad. Keep an eye peeled for cops along with that barn-fresh former Super Stock A-body. An ongoing argument may finally be settled in your favor. Check tire pressure.

Gemini

May 21-June 20

You're being too hard on yourself this month. Take that energy out on all those dents instead. Invest in a dust mask, goggles, and lots of sandpaper. Start with 30 grit to in order to find your hidden talents and concealed Bondo.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Your imagination will be in overdrive this month, but fight the urge to build that 4x4 Duster. You'll thank yourself later. Spend the money on a transmission rebuild instead. Don't fly off the handle at the little things this month. Lock up the shotgun until October. Plant tomatoes.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Events will point to your core belief that Mopars are basically good, despite that increasingly troublesome racket coming from your front end. Kick a bad habit this month. You'll need the money you save for new parts. Drink more water. Don't let Virgos work on your car.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Use more moderate force in order to stop shearing bolts. Penetrating oil plays a role in the rust belt states. Think ahead, especially if that old bucket still has drum brakes. Budget concerns will give way to a vacuum secondary carburetor.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Throw that service manual into the corner and have at it this month. Don't be afraid to take risks, but don't forget your seat belt and helmet either. Try to be more agreeable with friends and business associates. Check your tire pressure.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

People are likely to demand action from you this month. Beware of ulterior motives. Your social skills may smooth out mid-month, but your ride won't. Check sway bar bushings and adjust ride height to factory specs to restore handling. Order single burgers instead of the usual double.

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Love will enter the picture this month, and a surprise engagement may be the result. If your transmission engages this may also be a surprise, or a reminder to check and add transmission fluid only when hot. Replace your radiator cap.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Learn this month to go with the flow as drafting may save with rising fuel prices. Brake only when absolutely required. Stock up on JB Weld now for the future. Beware of get rich quick schemes. Check lugnuts for correct torque.

Aquarius

January 20-Feburary 18

Everything may be falling into place this month is some areas, but falling off in others. Test your shock absorbers and spring shackle bushings. Stay far away from swap meets for the time being. Drive for no particular reason every other Wednesday.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

The motives of others are becoming crystal clear, but that 30-year-old windshield with a crack in it is a ticket waiting to happen. Replace with some new glass and get some fresh wiper blades. Invest in bug and tar remover. Delete that one e-mail instead of sending it.